ITT: I Love Cargo Shorts! (I do not love them in other threads)

[otc]

Lollapalooza this weekend. I dug out my pair of cargo shorts.

I fit in my pockets:
Sunglasses in case
sunscreen
bottle of water
beer cozy
camera
phone
ipod
keys
wallet
3 days map/schedule/setlists
earplugs
another bottle of water or a beer in the beer cozy

I can carry all of that without being that douche with a backpack in the tight crowds close to stage.

Tomorrow night my cargo shorts shall return to the back of their drawer and I shall return to hating their existence until another opportunity presents itself.

 

[macuser3of5]

i have a personal assistant do all that for me. pockets are plebe status.

 

[Listi]

Originally Posted by macuser3of5

i have a personal assistant do all that for me. pockets are plebe status.

sunscreen caddy

 

[robbie]

if you were a real baller, the bands would play on the lawn of one of your many estates, and you'd charge sweaty plebs to attend.

paying someone else to carry your stuff is still too pleb IMO

 

[CharlieAngel]

If you were real baller, you'd own the band.

 

[mondayc]

Why didn't you just buy all the Lollapalooza tickets and invite only the VIP?

 

[dsmolken]

Cargo shorts? You just need a suit with more pockets:

And on the inside, bigger pockets: